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Shane Matthew Slade, The “Colorful Tab” Special Forces, Ranger, Sniper Poser -


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Rating: 5/5

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armymike30 - April 8, 2014, 10:27 am
what a b*** nugget! 20 bucks to anyone who sends me a video of Slade getting punched in the face!
foxrecon19d - April 4, 2014, 1:43 pm
Hate to say it, but when his commander-in-chief is walking around sporting a Nobel Peace Prize for, essentially, just showing up, you can expect these types of posers to come crawling out of the wood work...
50cal - April 4, 2014, 11:09 am

This is legit, just facebook checked Shane Slade and hes got these pictures up. Wow..... Simply Wow...


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Rating: 5/5

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armymike30 - June 26, 2014, 7:10 am
someone rode the rank rollercoaster...


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50gunner09 - April 5, 2015, 7:13 pm
dammit-a wall:(
skaszyns - October 16, 2014, 5:27 pm
a box of fund raising chocolates...d***, I'm screwed
justaguy - March 21, 2014, 2:50 am
a wooden block or a pencil... i can make it work
50cal - March 20, 2014, 7:32 pm

Sadly, a wine bottle.... But it is a blunt object!!! Anybody else?


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TAGS: funny military humor fail
Rating: 3.67/5

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50gunner09 - April 5, 2015, 3:30 pm
*SIGH* all too true.(gurl is an a**hat)
Aurielius - February 1, 2015, 4:40 pm
The irony is that we risk our lives for people like her to spout stupidity.
freasy - August 27, 2014, 4:56 pm
Its the people in the military to let you live a life safe enough to espouse such stuff. What has happened since we have looked weak in the world.... I rest my case
foxrecon19d - August 22, 2014, 12:16 am
"I need a boyfriend. cuz then i can have *** wenever i want."... "i wanna smoke weed for the rest of my life"... same chic. Go figure...


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Rating: 3/5

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freasy - August 27, 2014, 4:57 pm
Again its the folks that hold the wolves at bay let you safely dream of unicorns and rainbows


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Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:26 am
...room if me and my fiancé didn't scare the living s#it out of them with our CAC cards
foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:26 am
Yeah, spent New Years 2012 in Virginia Beach with my fiancé. At the h**el bar, two "NAVY SEAL's" were bragging to this drunk college chick about how many times they were sh** during the Bin Laden raid. The drunk chick might have gone with them to their...
foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:26 am
Yeah, spent New Years 2012 in Virginia Beach with my fiancé. At the h**el bar, two "NAVY SEAL's" were bragging to this drunk college chick about how many times they were sh** during the Bin Laden raid. The drunk chick might have gone with them to their...
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:27 pm

I laughed and left after pointing out all the holes in his story. Talked to the school VA rep about this gentleman and she has no idea who this person is nor has she ever seen him in the office.
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:26 pm

Being all interested in this artifact of his service, I asked to see the tags enthusiastically. He presented them, and as I suspected, were not legit tags, no ID info, instead a weird symbol of band and it said “Army” underneath.
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:26 pm

And “ as part of my reward, ‘my general’ had my tags dipped in gold and presented them to me.”
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:26 pm

Then he takes out a set of “gold” dog chains, and proceeded to tell me how he got them. Evidently he “jumped on a grenade and saved his squad, but luckily he had the new armor so he only had minor scratches and scra**s.”
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:25 pm

I asked him about his service: He was in Iraq, did 3 tours, and got all sorts of awards. So I asked what awards he got, started naming off fake military awards from video games!!
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:25 pm

.. I start asking questions about it, what unit he was in.. Evidently he was in the 101st airborne unit. I asked what unit, and he seemed confused… … This was the 1st flag. He then said oh, I was in a sniper unit, 2nd flag.
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:24 pm

So there I am, doing some inverted bench presses and he goes on about how he’s a vet and such.. I don’t tell people I am just because of people like this guy..
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:24 pm

So there was an interesting interaction at the college gym, a kid was working out there all gun hoe and stuff. I was doing my thing and all of a sudden he starts talking to me when I start working with the free weights.


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BobChica - September 17, 2014, 8:07 am
Terrorists everywhere look like ordinary people, genius. The only time they look like terrorists is when they're shooting at you or blowing **** up. NVGs do make it easier to see which people are holding guns in the dark, though.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 5:42 pm
Dude... I am quite sure thst these American warriors are not going to Belfast.
NobodySpecial - May 4, 2014, 6:20 pm
Great, do those NVGs help you spot who are terrorists? When I was in Belfast it was a lot harder. The terrorists looked like ordinary people - the only way to tell was that Americans gave them money.


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Rating: 5/5

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armymike30 - May 9, 2014, 11:07 am
you can also "modify" the inner rubber to hold a cigarette thus making smoking in mop gear a snap :P
50cal - May 6, 2014, 8:39 am

I always wondered the effectiveness of the device in a real world contamination event... Just seems so.... unrealistic!
RoyMc - May 5, 2014, 8:10 pm
How true, I recall learning many new words. The tube barely reached my mouth, because of the glasses inserts.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 5:46 pm
THIS IS... a United States Army linguistics communicating device. When an exhausted soldier tries to use it, he will cuss in more languages than he knew he had knowledge of
RoyMc - May 5, 2014, 3:12 pm
Drinking water with NBC mask on. Been there, done that.


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curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 8:55 pm
He's trying to outlaw ear plugs so we have to listen to his dumb a$$ drone on and on about gun control.


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ThatOnePOG - August 3, 2014, 10:31 am
Watching that, I didn't know whether to laugh, or feel ill. That guy is a whole other level of stupid. But I mean, those Marines should be careful. After all, he is an Airborne SF MP: just ask him yourself.
50cal - July 29, 2014, 11:59 am

Watch the video of him getting confronted: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84221808/


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50cal - June 11, 2014, 8:38 am

My respect to a generation of great soldiers!
grimtooth - June 9, 2014, 5:57 pm
The soldier in the middle being helped ashore is my father,Harold Burchete Sgt USA. he server both in europe and then the pacific after VE day. The other man to the far left is his long time friend Cpl. Don Optinazio. Dad passed in 1975 , Don in 2008.


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Ricktor1 - July 30, 2014, 6:25 pm
Amen!!!
foxrecon19d - April 29, 2014, 6:22 pm
AMEN!!!! First, let's piss off Russia, a nation with six times more Main Battle Tanks than the United States. Then, let's retire the greatest airborne tank killer ever made. Save the A-10!!


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